Metallic keychain rendered in the 2 dimensional likeness of the Armored Avenger himself, Iron Man! Iron Man…..likes to drink! He likes to drink and fall asleep on the back of a zeppelin. Yep, that’s what Iron Man likes to do. Iron Man also, on occasion, passes out in mid air and miraculously lands on a super-criminal in the midst of committing super-crime. On one occasion, It happened right in front of the Wasp…who immediately offered him an Avengers membership. You like Iron Man? You like glorifying drunken narcissism and war profiteering? Yes?